BigStar

10 months ago

Chris Evans Is A Puppy Appreciator (Dlisted)

Captain America Chris Evans, seen here making a chihuahua empanada with his mom Lisa Evans, told Women's Health all the things a lady needs in order to get down into his chonies on a regular basis. So if Captain America fills your panties with red, white and blue crotch pudding, go through his check list to see if you could be the next Mrs. Evans. (SPOILER ALERT: If you're a brown-headed ho from Boston who's got a string of floss between her teeth, a tear on her cheek from staring at a baby and a puppy in her arms, please step to the front of the line)

1. Finish this sentence: Women don't understand how much men want to. . .
Watch football on Sundays. And I know a lot of women who don't understand that the whole day is going to be dedicated to football. That's all we ask!

2. What might be a surprise to learn about you?
I'm a pretty decent tap dancer. I enjoy all types of dancing, actually. I get a couple of drinks in me and I stand up—it just happens.

3. What qualities make a woman marriage material?
I really like women who get emotional about babies and puppies. I've met some incredibly cool women who are tough, but the woman you marry should have a really soft side.

4. The ultimate turnoff is. . .
Arrogance and fake modesty. Nothing is worse than a beautiful girl fishing for compliments by saying how gross she is. On the flip side, I find genuine humility and modesty attractive.

5. Should girls play hard to get?
Oh God, I hate that! Nope, nope, nope. I just don't like games in general.

Fast Talk

Blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Brunette. No question about it.

The sexiest women always remember to. . .
Floss.

I'd rather _____ than ______.
Be in Boston than Los Angeles.

Relationship must-have?
The love of dogs.

Two things I learned from this post are that the Captain America sequel needs a big tap dancing number and that Chris Evans gets to touch face cheeks with THIS:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side-eye, tongue out, YES!