BigStar

about 1 year ago

Evening Crumbs (Dlisted)

The exact moment when Selena Gomez finally says to herself, "Why me? Where did I go wrong? Why is my boyfriend having a playdate with a more age appropriate girlfriend? I wonder what that dad is doing later?" - Lainey Gossip

"Oh, so that's why your coochie tasted like black licorice that day" said Kelly Brook's hot piece of a boyfriend - The Superficial

FYI: Miranda Kerr can comb the back of her head with her foot - Hollywood Tuna

Kanye says that something that sounds like something he'd say doesn't even sound like something he'd say - Celebitchy

Behold, Ashley Tisdale's thighgina - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Madge is a proud graduate of the Do As I Say Not As I Do School of Parenting - Towleroad

Because you should definitely wear a catsuit that makes it look like you've got a herpes rash (as drawn by Lisa Frank) on your snatch - Go Fug Yourself

I'll be in my room with picture #3 - The Berry

Cut it while cooking? Chipmunk, please. What really happened is that Trace Cyrus almost bit Miley's finger off when she dropped a little apple sauce on it. - IDLYITW

My thoughts and prayers are with the 6 adult men (including her husband) who had to help Mimi get out of this position - ICYDK

Brooklyn Decker is wearing panties. In GQ. That is all. - Popoholic

Kate Hudson demonstrates the new and most forward thing in parenting: the human neti pot! Take that, Alicia Silverstone! - Popsugar

Yes, it's the Golden Showers Girls (not a Kardashian post) - OMG Blog

Okay, how many blunts did RiRi give Time to get on the Most Influential list? - Just Jared

I'd totally do Reese Witherspoon's Photoshopped chin - Cityrag

At first I was like, "Jenny McCarthy is looking hoooo-oh wait" - Hollywood Rag

Adam Levine fapped into that mug, right? - SOW

There's a thin line between dropping a drunk fart and letting out a poop pebble, and Xtina definitely crossed it in this picture - I'm Not Obsessed