12 months ago
Afternoon Crumbs (Dlisted)
Annapolis Naval Academy's annual race up the lard monument is the most beautiful, peentastic, phallic and patriotic thing I've ever seen! USA! USA! - Buzzfeed
Keira Knightley is engaged and I'm wondering if her soon-to-be husband has told her that he's the broken condom baby of David Archuleta and Perez Hilton - Lainey Gossip
Kanye West's movie sounds exactly like what his colonoscopy would look like - The Superficial
Food Network's Anne Burrell says "DUH" to the news that she's a gayelle - Towleroad
What in black and blue lattice crust hell is Kate Upton wearing? - Hollywood Tuna
More like a "titty-off" - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
TGISF - The Berry
Lisa Marie Presley ain't lying, because I'm sure her soul is in a mason jar on Xenu's shelf - Celebitchy
Clive Owen has never put the tingles in me, but for some reason his "70s retired police detective" look is - Just Jared
I see four saggy boobs: Kim, her tits and Kanye - ICYDK
Katy Perry is really taking this 90s goth look seriously - Popoholic
Tom Sturridge should not be puckering when he's got that tragic display on his head - Popsugar
The Silver Fox slaps down another - SOW
Chace Crawford is moist - SOW
Brit Brit is special - Hollywood Rag
Nicole Kidman totally injects Botox into her nalgas - Cityrag
Six had a baby, didn't name her Seven - I'm Not Obsessed
4 days ago
...The Berry Like the Kane and Kim are going to even last that long - The Superficial Those wolf brows make Sofia Vergara look like my Tio Jorge - Drunken Stepfather The shit Detective La Toy...
4 days ago
...lle Berry? Julia Roberts has definitely unlocked her velociraptor jaw to swallow paparazzos whole, but I'll go with Halle Berry. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez seem like the kind ...
2 days ago
Ben Affleck is officially part of the Five-Timers Club. The Oscar-winning actor returned to Saturday Night Live to host the show for the fifth time, saying in his opening monologue that...
2 days ago
As Kanye West puts it: “We want pre-nup!” From New York pols, that is. Rich folk insist on prenuptial agreements all the time. West’s partner, Kim Kardashian, and her ex, Kris Humphries, d...
1 day ago
Paris Hilton's boyfriend lost his composure and aggressively pushed a female fan who got too close to the heiress in Cannes on Friday ... not once, but TWO TIMES, and it was all caught on tape. ...
3 days ago
Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a two-time victim of ... SWATTING. Welcome Paris. TMZ has learned Paris Hilton re-joined the celeb swatting club when someone called 911 pretending to be her, and to...