BigStar

12 months ago

Afternoon Crumbs (Dlisted)

Annapolis Naval Academy's annual race up the lard monument is the most beautiful, peentastic, phallic and patriotic thing I've ever seen! USA! USA! - Buzzfeed

Keira Knightley is engaged and I'm wondering if her soon-to-be husband has told her that he's the broken condom baby of David Archuleta and Perez Hilton - Lainey Gossip 

Kanye West's movie sounds exactly like what his colonoscopy would look like - The Superficial

Food Network's Anne Burrell says "DUH" to the news that she's a gayelle - Towleroad

What in black and blue lattice crust hell is Kate Upton wearing? - Hollywood Tuna

More like a "titty-off" - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

TGISF - The Berry

Lisa Marie Presley ain't lying, because I'm sure her soul is in a mason jar on Xenu's shelf - Celebitchy

Clive Owen has never put the tingles in me, but for some reason his "70s retired police detective" look is - Just Jared

I see four saggy boobs: Kim, her tits and Kanye - ICYDK

Katy Perry is really taking this 90s goth look seriously - Popoholic

Tom Sturridge should not be puckering when he's got that tragic display on his head - Popsugar

The Silver Fox slaps down another - SOW

Chace Crawford is moist - SOW

Brit Brit is special - Hollywood Rag

Nicole Kidman totally injects Botox into her nalgas - Cityrag

Six had a baby, didn't name her Seven - I'm Not Obsessed