BigStar

3 months ago

Hot Slut Of The Day! (Dlisted)

Julio CC Lopez, Mario Lopez's douchebag of a dog.

On Thursday night, I dragged myself out of my hermit cavern of cookie crumbs and American Stuffers reruns (Note: That show is fucked up) to go to Julie Klausner's live podcast show where she introduced me to the creepy Twitter world of Julio CC Lopez. Mario Lopez took a break from lifting nipple weights with his nipples (to put even more muscles on his nipples) and he queefed out a Twitter page for his dog Julio Lopez. Julio Lopez's Twitter is a safe place where Mario can drop the whole fake G-rated personality he gives us on Extra and be his true self: a bitch-loving douche hole slut. If the canine world was asking for their own version of Joe Francis, Mario Lopez as Julio Lopez would be their answer. Let us count thee ways....

There's a chance that one of my uncles is Julio CC Lopez's ghost Twitterer, so I'm just going to say that I'd rather hang out with Julio CC Lopez than Mario Lopez. But you should still keep your precious bitches away from Julio. Julio is the kind of douche who will sprinkle roofie powder on his butt hole before your dog sniffs on it.