BigStar

about 1 year ago

Hot Slut Of The Day! (Dlisted)

Karina Bradley - Pop Star, Super Model, Recording Artist, Diva (this description is straight from her AMAZING official website)

The Prophet Blog pointed and pushed me towards the strobe light (bought for $2 at a yard sale) known as Karina Bradley's website and now that I've fallen in, I don't think I want to come back out!

Karina is the self-proclaimed "Puerto Rican Barbie" and the brightest star that shines above Philadelphia's skyline (Note: Karina's star shines even brighter when you hear the sound of garbage trucks). I could go on and on, but I'm just going to let pieces of Karina's bio queef for itself.

In the 6th grade, we had to write our future bio, and mine pretty much looked like this word for word:

Karina Bradley personifies the word “beautiful”. Her perfectly shaped and petite body, gorgeous and glamorous looks, enchanting eyes, long blonde hair, will instantly command your attention. So unlike the typical “Diva” stereotype, what truly makes Karina “Beautiful” is the person that she is on camera and off. Once you get to know her she has such a sweet and humble personality.

Karina's supermodel looks have taken her all over the world from Milan to Madrid not to mention all over the United States including Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New York. Working with some of the top photographers and agencies she has quickly catapulted on to the scene. Karina is already being compared to some of the top models in the industry.

Karina Bradley was destined to be a Diva. When she was a child she had a passion for the performing arts, dancing, singing, drama and song writing. You name it Karina was into it. Karina realized early on that her passion was more than just a hobby. As a kid, Karina was a child star. Her voice was angelic, at an early age Karina was discovered and she began her singing career. Even as a child, Karina Bradley stood out. She performed in front of thousands of people before she even had her driver’s license! Karina Bradley was also a very much sought after model. She worked with many talented agencies. Karina even modeled for Victoria’s Secret (fashion show).

That shit right there is my breakfast, lunch, happy hour and dinner. And it gets better (or worse, depending on how sober you are this morning). Karina's "bio page" states that she was: a cheerleader, class president, prom queen, a straight A student, on the honor roll her ENTIRE LIFE, Student of the Year (VERY BIG DEAL) and Best Dressed Award winner. Karina has also graced the cover of such prestigious magazines as AutoSuccess Magazine, and she's a certified internet sales expert! Seriously, I think I'm her biggest fan, which isn't that difficult since I'm pretty sure I'm her only fan.

And if all of that doesn't make you want to quit everything in your life and devote all your time to being a Karina Bradley groupie (a title that will get you a free prescription for Clozapine), let her serenade you below:

At first, I thought this was Alexis Arquette doing a Heidi Montag impersonation using one of Kim Zolciak's tortured ass wigs. I'm in deep!