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about 1 year ago
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Jyoti Amge, the world's new reigning shortest living woman! Contrary to popular belief, Ryan Seacrest did not hold the record for the world's shortest living woman, that title belonged to 22-year-old American Bridgette Jordan. But on Jyoti's 18th birthday yesterday, Guinness World Records measured her in at 24.7 inches tall and crowned her the new record holder. Jyoti is 3 inches shorter than Bridgette. Jyoti is a two foot tall petal of happiness plucked from a sunshine blossom and told reporters that she's grateful to be the size of Thumbelina's lady condom:
"I feel grateful to be this size. After all, if I weren't small and had not achieved these world records I might never have been able to visit Japan and Europe, and many other wonderful countries.
I'm straining so hard to keep from making a "she's almost the size of Tommy Lee's peen" joke that I think I've shrunk down to the size of the world's shortest gay.
Jyoti hopes to become a Bollywood star and let's hope all her dreams come true, because she deserves that shit. Jyoti seems all kinds of happy and not just because she can ride a pug like a horse and slow dance with a Prince Hot Ginge doll.
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