Jon Gosselin News

about 1 year ago

Wives Are The New Babies (Dlisted)

TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.

While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse's smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin's shows get taken out back, she's totally going to cross over into this shit by becoming Kody Brown's fifth wife.

Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he's going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody's fifth wife. Yeah, that's probably how it's going to play out.

via The Awl

Related BigStars

Jon Gosselin [show details]

LATEST NEWS

22 days ago

People Are Paying How Much for a Kate Gosselin Cruise!? (E Online Top Stories)

Is there really a Kate Gosselin cruise coming up? Are people seriously paying to take a cruise with Kate Gosselin? —Chris P., via the inbox You underestimate the power of...

about 1 month ago

Casey Anthony Has Some Shit to Say ("Shit" Being The Key Word) (Dlisted)

...ike Kate Gosselin's old possum hair shit all over her head, Casey talks into the camera and doesn't mention Caylee's name once, but does say that she's adopted a puppy and lets out more "me-es" t...

All News

LATEST PHOTOS

Kate Gosselin [show details]